Who Would the Pride & Prejudice Characters as Muppets?

If the characters of Jane Austen’s classic Pride & Prejudice were muppets, who would they be, and why?

I love seeing memes that ask you to describe P&P and replacing the cast with Muppets.

Even Brett Goldstein wants to do it, although he would cast Miss Piggy as Elizabeth Bennet (whereas I think she’d be better as Mrs. Bennet, to be honest).

I’ll be the first to admit that, aside from The Muppet Christmas Carol, I know next to nothing about who the muppets are. Other than this song by Kermit, which my kids sang in choir a couple of years ago.

So I decided to ask ChatGPT (which really is a great invention, unless you want it to write P&P for you) what it thought. Here’s what it came up with….. do you agree?

What if the characters of Pride & Prejudice were Muppets?

Elizabeth Bennet: Miss Piggy’s Spirited Sister

As the witty and independent Elizabeth Bennet, it’s only fitting to envision her as a spirited and strong-willed Muppet counterpart. Imagine Miss Piggy taking on the role, infusing Elizabeth’s intelligent banter and sharp retorts with Piggy’s signature diva flair.

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy: The Reserved Gentleman, Fozzie-style

Mr. Darcy’s reserved nature and gradual transformation could be portrayed through Fozzie Bear’s endearing personality. Picture Fozzie navigating social situations with his charming clumsiness, capturing Mr. Darcy’s journey from aloofness to vulnerability.

Jane Bennet: Sweet Serenity with Kermit

Kermit the Frog’s gentle and calm demeanor could embody Jane Bennet’s serene and kind-hearted nature. His soothing presence and warm-heartedness would beautifully represent Jane’s positive outlook on life.

Mr. Charles Bingley: The Enthusiastic Optimist, Gonzo-style

Gonzo’s enthusiastic and optimistic character could encapsulate Mr. Bingley’s cheerful and amiable disposition. With Gonzo’s unique brand of quirkiness, he’d capture Mr. Bingley’s affable charm.

Mr. Bennet: The Dry Humor of Statler and Waldorf

The witty and sarcastic humor of Statler and Waldorf, the Muppet hecklers, could mirror Mr. Bennet’s dry wit and sharp observations. Imagine them observing the family drama from the sidelines with their signature banter.

Mrs. Bennet: Miss Piggy’s Drama and Glamour

Who better than Miss Piggy to capture Mrs. Bennet’s dramatic flair and desire for attention? Miss Piggy’s larger-than-life personality would embody Mrs. Bennet’s efforts to secure advantageous marriages for her daughters.

Miss Bingley and Mrs. Hurst: Gossiping Duo à la Swedish Chef

The comedic gibberish and culinary mishaps of the Swedish Chef could humorously reflect the gossipy nature of Miss Bingley and Mrs. Hurst as they whisper and scheme behind their fans.

Mr. Hurst: Chill Vibes with Animal

Animal’s carefree and laid-back attitude would contrast hilariously with Mr. Hurst’s reserved and uninterested demeanor. Animal’s wild antics could highlight Mr. Hurst’s disengagement from the social scene.

George Wickham: Sly and Scheming with Rizzo

Rizzo the Rat’s street-smart charm could embody Wickham’s deceitful and scheming character. Rizzo’s quick wit and knack for survival align with Wickham’s cunning ways.

Charlotte Lucas: Pragmatic and Realistic Scooter

Scooter’s down-to-earth and pragmatic approach to life could mirror Charlotte’s sensible decisions. His role as the stage manager of the Muppet theater resonates with Charlotte’s practicality.

Maria Lucas: Bubbly and Energetic, Janice-style

Janice’s vibrant and free-spirited personality could capture Maria Lucas’s youthful exuberance and enthusiasm, adding a groovy twist to the character.

Mr. Collins: Over-the-Top Oafishness with Sam the Eagle

Sam the Eagle’s uptight and self-important persona aligns perfectly with Mr. Collins’s overbearing and pompous behavior. Sam’s attempts to educate and enforce order echo Mr. Collins’s awkward interactions.

Georgiana Darcy: Shy and Sweet as Camilla the Chicken

Camilla the Chicken’s shy and gentle demeanor could encapsulate Georgiana Darcy’s reserved and sweet-natured character. Camilla’s quiet presence would reflect Georgiana’s innocence.

Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner: Wise and Caring, Bunsen and Beaker-style

The dynamic duo of Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker could humorously represent the Gardiners’ caring and intelligent nature. Bunsen’s scientific insights and Beaker’s endearing antics mirror the Gardiners’ supportive role.

Mary Bennet: The Bookish and Serious Scholar, Gonzo-style

Gonzo’s eccentric and unconventional interests could playfully capture Mary Bennet’s studious and serious disposition. His passionate pursuits and unique perspective align with Mary’s character.

Kitty and Lydia Bennet: Energetic Trouble-Makers, Animal and Rizzo-style

nimal and Rizzo’s mischievous antics could humorously embody Kitty and Lydia’s lively and reckless behavior. Their wild adventures would parallel the Bennet sisters’ escapades.

Lady Lucas and Sir William: The Polite Pair, Statler and Waldorf-style

Statler and Waldorf’s sardonic humor could reflect the polite yet slightly satirical interactions of Lady Lucas and Sir William as they navigate social gatherings.

Aunt Phillips: Eccentric Charm with Crazy Harry

Crazy Harry’s explosive enthusiasm and quirky charm could capture Aunt Phillips’s eccentric personality, infusing her character with a touch of comedic unpredictability.

Mr. Phillips: The Laid-Back Conversationalist, Rowlf-style

Rowlf the Dog’s casual and easygoing demeanor could mirror Mr. Phillips’s affable and conversational nature, making him a comfortable presence at social events.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh: Regal and Commanding, Sam the Eagle-style

Sam the Eagle’s authoritative and regal aura could embody Lady Catherine’s domineering and imperious character. His no-nonsense attitude and lofty ideals mirror her demeanor.

Anne de Bourgh: Delicate and Timid, Sweetums-style

Sweetums’s gentle and timid personality would reflect Anne de Bourgh’s delicate and reserved nature. Sweetums’s endearing innocence captures Anne’s fragility.

Mary King: The Sweet and Shy, Camilla the Chicken-style

Camilla the Chicken’s kind-hearted and timid disposition could parallel Mary King’s sweet and reserved character. Camilla’s warmth embodies Mary King’s gentle nature.

Are there any you would change? Add?